Well Feeders….
I’ve just returned from a delightful hour of complete burial in the bloody world of True Blood. And let me tell ya Feeders…I’m intrigued. As a major fan of the books, I’ve been gleefully following the show, knowing what’s coming next. In an incredibly ballsy move, Alan Ball has completely thrown me off in regards to the Sookie/Bill/Eric/Sophie-Ann mess.
The rest of this will contain A LOAD of SPOILERS!
Lets first talk about the land of fairy and Claudine/Claude. Holy way to give away the plot of one of the future books. If you’ve followed the books, you know that Claudine and Claude are stunning. And while Claude is a dick, he’s also very loyal to Claudine who is working on becoming an Angel. Now, abducting Sookie for Maab will totally throw Claudine off of that. And what were Claudine’s motives? Did she actually think she was doing the right thing? Is Maab replacing Brenden and if she is, where is Niall? And what about Fintan? Is that whole storyline just going to be washed away? I guess time will tell. Also, let me just say that the battle for Sookie was wayy cooler than the battle at the end of Season 3 between Bill and Sophie-Ann. The Bill/Sophie-Ann fight was reminiscent of The Matrix…and not in a good way.

But where is Sophie-Ann? Did Bill kill her? Or did he marry her? And what happened to Hadley? There’s a lot still coming from Sophie-Ann if you follow the books and without her, there’s no Quinn. Perhaps Alan Ball will be skipping Quinn completely?
So when Sookie comes back, we learn that Jason is a full fledged cop, Tara ran off to pretend to be Tony and is dating a woman, Andy is hooked on V, Jesus and Lafayette are really buried in this new witch thing, Sam found a new group of shape-shifters to run with and Tommy is somehow tangled up with Hoyt’s mom. Did I get it all? Oh, and Arlene and Terry are married, Arlene is still terrified of her baby and is treating him like he’s Chuckie come to life, Bill is King of Louisiana and he has a witch working for him? Holy hell that’s a lot to cram into 58 minutes!
How heartwarming is the scene in the home with Hoyt and Jessica? You know that poor guy is going to be so sick with Salmonella or E-Coli. But he just went for it. And of course, it’s a “typical” scene in the heartland….the little woman can’t cook so she just sits on the couch watching TV all day while her man works in construction. And then they head off to Fangtasia. And how cute are they? Slow dancing to fast music? And then Pam interferes….what’s her angle? Is she out to get Jessica or Hoyt?

So Maxine Fortenberry and Tommy, eh? Weird, right? Are they together? Is Tommy REALLY shacking up with her? Coz if so, that’s creepy. Or has she just found someone to replace Hoyt? Ewwww either way.

So, where is the deal with the witches going? If you’ve read ahead, you know what’s coming. I, for one, am intrigued as to whether they’ll follow the story line of just how badly Eric pisses off the witches. Either way…Season 4 is gonna have some delicious Sookie/Eric time. Book 4 was my favorite and it sets up the next 6 books or so in the series. Now, the books are pre-Hurricane Katrina and they’ve already addressed that the show is POST Katrina so there’s a whole lot going to be different from the books in that vein and theres’ definitely going to be some sticky story points that will need to be rearranged now that Bill is King of Louisiana, especially later in the series.

Now, what’s up with Tara/Tony? I’m super excited that she’s found freedom but is she just making it worse for herself that she’s lying to her lady love, Casey? In an interview, Rutina Wesley has said that Tara doesn’t brand herself anything. She wasn’t looking for this to happen but it may be her first instance of real love. What? What about Eggs? Well, she was either high or under MaryAnne’s spell anytime she was with Eggs so she may come to realize that she didn’t love him the way she loves this new gal. This is a storyline that I’m very interested in following!

The Jesus/Lafayette story line should get interesting. I’m not a fan of where it is so far; with Lafayette being used and Jesus telling Lafayette that his magic is what makes him special. A little disheartening, don’t ya think?

Poor Jason for being locked in a freezer! He’s just doing the right thing! And who hit him? Someone is VERY unhappy about Jason’s good deeds lately…
And welcome Janina Gavankar as Luna! I’m a big fan of hers, as I’ve been watching the now-cancelled series The Gates where she played another bad ass. I’m drooling a big thinking of her with Sam, who is finally getting comfortable with his supernatural status. I mean, what’s more bad ass than a horse?

Well feeders, that’ll wrap up this episode. Tune in soon for an Episode 2 recap!

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