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Top 10 Hottest Female Vampires

November 10, 2009 in True Blood, Vampires

We know that vampires are just plain cool in general and the tall, dark and handsome vampire studs are certainly getting enough attention lately, largely thanks to Edward Cullen.  However, there are some vampire ladies that are certainly no stranger to sex appeal.  Let’s browse through some of the most famous and sexiest female vampires of vampire movie history.

10. Dracula’s Bride – Monica Bellucci in Draculamonica 1

Luscious.  There is no other word to describe Monica Bellucci.  And she makes one luscious vampire….

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9. Darla – Julie Benz

She started her life as a prostitute and loves teasing and tempting men….Who wouldn’t love Darla?

8. Danica Talos – Parker Posey Blade Trinityblade_trinity_parker posey 1

She’s a hard-ass and is in charge….and has penis envy.  Who wouldn’t want to be dominated by this vamp?

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7. Aleera – Elena Anaya

One of Dracula’s brides in a movie filled with hotness.  Hate to see her go, but love to watch her walk away.

6. Solina-Jennifer EspositoJennifer-Esposito_l

If you tell me that Jennifer Esposito is not hot, I’m certain you’re blind.

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5. Jessica Hamby – Deborah Ann Woll

Jessica is our good girl turned bad.  And sadly for her, she’ll always be a virgin…but I hear some guys are really into virgins…

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4. Akasha – Aaliyah

The Queen of the Damned, the original lady vampire.  Aaliyah sizzles as Akasha.  She’s bat-shit crazy but damn fine.

3. Selene – Kate Beckinsale

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Black leather, dangerous, nothing to lose….And she’s got that sultry British voice to go with that pout….

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2. Santanico Pandemonium – Selma Hayek

The original busty lady….and she’s clearly got balls…did you see the size of that SNAKE?

1. Sadie Blake – Lucy Liulucy_liu

She’s the only Asian vampire.  And Lucy Liu is HOT.

There you have it.  The top ten hottest female vampires from several of your favorite vampire movies!

Top 10 Hottest Male Vampires

November 3, 2009 in Bill, Culture, Damon, Edward, Eric, Media, True Blood, Twilight, Vampire Diaries

HOTTEST MALE VAMPIRES

Vampires are sexy as it is but this is the list of THE hottest vampires guys yet to grace the silver screen.

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10. Spike as played by James Marsters on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

He kind grows on you.  And he’s so loyal to Dru and then later to Buffy.  Hard to resist that kind of devotion….

lestat 19. Lestat de Lioncourt as played by Tom Cruise in Interview with the Vampire.

Another wonderfully evil vampire.  He gives you the choice that he….never….had.

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8. Dracula

– as played by Gerard Butler in Dracula 2000.

Ok, Gerard Butler as Dracula?  HELLO.  And Dracula is THE sexy vampire…

angel17. Angel as played by David Boreanez on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and later in the spin-off Angel.

The original vampire with a conscience who will lose that conscience if he ever gives in the ultimate act of love….

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6. Bill Compton as played by Stephen Moyer on HBO’s True Blood.

He keeps saving Sookie, he’s older than the hills and still treats women like ladies and he takes Sookie to a French restaurant and proposes….C’mon.

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5. Carlisle Cullen as played by Peter Facinelli in Twilight.

He’s described as being Zeus’ younger, hotter brother.  C’mon.  And he’s a doctor….

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4. Damon Salvatore as played by Ian Somerhalder on the CW’s The Vampire Diaries. Damon is just downright delicious.

A shape-shifting bad boy vampire out for the same girl his brother wants who just happens to be a twin to the girl they both loved?  *faints*

Brad-Pitt 13. Louis de Pointe du Lac as played by Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire.

Brad Pitt as a vampire?  YUM.

Wait ‘til you see Lestat bite him…..

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2. Edward Cullen,

as played by Robert Pattinson in Twilight.

I think the popularity of Twilight says enough.

1. Eric Northman, as played by Alexander Skarsgard on HBO’s True Blood.  Eric is deliciously evil. eric northman 1

You really hate him for the way he toys with Sookie but the depth of emotion he feels for Godric really leaves you panting.  Introducing Mr. January: